Nose rings are kind of fucking hilarious in that they are the chameleons of facial piercings. There are hundreds of noses in this world attached to all sorts of people and in the right settings, nose rings can be really hot.
Facial piercings are trashy by nature. No one looks good with an eyebrow ring. The Marilyn piercing looks like a zit that you forgot about in your daily extraction rituals. Lip rings make you look like you do air drums to Good Charlotte and if you have one of these you probably have an STD that you got from some girl you fucked in a bathroom at a party after she did lines of Adderall off the back of the toilet. Let's look at 2Pac.
Is he wearing eyeliner? This is a man who was balls to the wall hardcore. He made songs about fucking bitches and California love. He was a tough motherfucker. But he's got a gigantic gold stud in his masculine, gang-banging nose. What the fuck, 2Pac. You look like Xerxes, from the excellent and homoerotic film "300".
Good lord. His nose ring is actually the size of my thumbnail and CONNECTS WITH A CHAIN to earrings that look like he bought them from a sketchy street vendor in the East Village. Seriously? He looks like a tool.
You be the judge.
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meg..didn't you just get a nose ring? and please post a pic of said nose ring on the website for us all to see...we'll be the judge of its trashiness factor
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