The mere fact that dolphins are often portrayed in nouveau art surrealist paintings such as this one, seen often in the bathroom of a neo-hippie stores (selling things such as incense, dream catchers, journals and useless rocks) justifies putting dolphins on the trashy list, with a capital T.
Not to mention there have been too many books written about dolphin love, how dolphins will/can save the world, and human's unfaltering dedication to these creatures. Everyone knows I love sea creatures, namely large mammals with huge dicks, but dolphins are an exception..they always have one eye looking at themselves and one eye looking at everyone else thinking "look at me, I'm so cute! see me jump spit and twirl!".
All the while these goddesses are gang banging and blowing eachother on the DL. for real...Too trashy for words... (ps greg have you ever thought about a career change from sports painter to dolphin painter? could be lucrative...)
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