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Sunday, August 19, 2007

At the cinema.

Situational trashiness is something we haven't talked about yet, but it's definitely something to keep an eye out for.

Drinking at the movies: So it's NOT trashy to go to the Arclight (sorry for the LA ref.) and drop an obscene about of money on a movie ticket PLUS walk through their gift shop and stop at the bar to get a specialty martini. But it IS trashy for me to bring a sparks or even a snapple + vodka to the AMC on Market Street? Come on!



Other examples of situational trashiness include, but are obviously not limited to:
  • Bare feet. Sometimes this can be cute (think, kids on rope swings) and sometimes this can be trashy (think, kids in McDonalds).
  • Bikini tops. These are great when you're at the beach or driving home from the beach...but you never want them to be a replacement for an actual shirt while walking around Six Flags Great Adventure.
Be self aware,
a.n.b.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I drank myself into oblivion watching WALK THE LINE in the theater by pouring half a 20 ounce bottle of diet coke into another glass, and filling the empty half of the bottle with evan williams bourbon (trashy name drop)

luckily my girlfriend at the time drove me home (trashy to not be able to drive home from the movies?)