Fingers + Toes

This is my first post, and will therefore include one of the most obviously trashy item of all time: the acrylic nail.

I consider these things mind-blowing for the following reasons:
1. Women spend hours to get these god forsaken things put on their hands.
2. + 3. Women also spend tons of money to put these inconvenient accessories permanently attached to the ends of their fingers.
4. Men find this attractive. Men are attracted to them.
5. Lets take points 1 - 3 into account and reach back into our memory banks for just one second. Does anyone remember when people discovered that MOLD grows under those things? Remember when this was considered NEWS? CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCES REPORTED ON THIS VERY FACT.



Additionally and arguably more trashy, are the trinkets SOLD at the nail salon. One example: The toe ring...tiny ornaments for your stank cheeto toes. Image below.