Let's go watch "The Weather Man"

I didn't think I would actually post about this. It seemed too cliche even for this venue. Then I realized that WIKIPEDIA HAS AN ENTIRE PAGE DEVOTED TO THE CAMEL TOE PHENOMINON. I knew I had to report on this topic.

Not Trashy: Since the camel toe is usually a non-intentional front-wedgie, I feel like it's almost not fair to call it trashy. Of course, if it were me with the camel toe issue, I would be sure to remedy the situation ASAP and pick it out of there. Therefore, if you're exercising (the most common case) and it's non-intentional, I's say this an instance of a NON-trashy camel toe.

Trashy: Wikipedia states that "Pornographic web sites exist that are solely dedicated to publishing photographs of cameltoes." This is very trashy. I wasn't aware that there was an entire genre of porn dedicated to the camel toe. I am naive.

More trashy than I could ever imagine: Wikipedia also calls out the existence of a "moose knuckle" which is a male camel toe. Kill me. Furthermore, "larger women who wear tight fitting clothing are said to have a moose,knuckle and not a cameltoe." I fully understand this instance of the moose knuckle and whenever I see one on the bus, I can never look away. I think it's safe to say that both the moose knuckle AND camel toe are EYE MAGNETS. (...can't look away regardless of how badly you want to.)

Interesting trashy fact courtesy of Wikipedia: "The cameltoe is a key plot element in the movie The Weather Man."

This concludes my camel toe report.

Best wishes,
a.n.b.